do you like the person you've become?

mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

funnytwittertweets:

barnes-toddpartnersinheartbreak:

I’d like to apologize to Nicholas Cage for making fun of the National Treasure movies for years for being inaccurate

Apparently I was wrong, it is in fact very easy to break into a government building

bgcslave:

The series finale of ‘I Love New York’ had more viewers than any episode of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

rihannafenty:

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

laralaralara:

cairistiona7:

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

pinkguts:

me?? disgusting???? AND a waste of space???????? ya

kattamslips:

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-